Wednesday, November 16, 2005

a list of things i have sorted



Not to get all into one topic and then obsess over it but....

Here is a list of things I have sorted, and how I sorted each item.

JEANS
1. Alphabetized jeans according to wash names.
(skills needed: a strong grasp of the alphabet.)
2. Sorted jeans according to manufacturer.
(This is almost turning into a resume. I didn't mean for that to happen, but
incidentally,if anyone is hiring, let me know.)
3. Picked out ugly jeans and put them into the trash
(You need a good eye for ugly jeans. A real good eye.)

LEGAL FILES
1. Arranged files in an alphabetical order according to case name and case number.
(similar to skill set mentioned in "JEANS" no. 1)
2. Attached hand written labels and sometimes label maker labels to files.
3. Sorted through own personal opinions as to who was "right" in each case.

POO FACTORY
1. Found pieces of poo in life: the street, a field, a shoe.
2. Made piles according to color, texture and firmness: sometimes age of poo put into consideration.
3. Made labels with label maker for individual pieces of poo and sorted alphabetically. (some of my fave poo names were: coiny, furry, mike)

Monday, November 07, 2005

a new monday and a new temporary thing



This is the face of sorting.

I think when I look at myself in the mirror, I think to myself,"Hey, I look like I can sort things". Today I embarked on yet another job of sorting things. I must say, that I do love a free lunch, which I enjoyed with my friend the wonderful and talented Lianne Stokes, who has saved me from the depths of despair with this job.

I stuffed my gullet full of F-R-E-E food while sorting through costume jewelry. It was just like college. Perhaps my mother would be somehow proud of me because of her love for costume jewelry, fake bear jackets, and too much eye shadow. Perhaps I am revealing too much.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Keep this date in your planner

Hi friends.
Keep this date in your planner.
December 9
8pm
Galapagos....
It is then that I will host a Holiday Spectacular of sorts.
Yamaholiday!
(This is the working title)
or maybe
Holimoto!
Hmmn... It maybe doesn't have to revolve around my name.
I'm sorry. I am a little self obsessed. Disgusting.
But just put this in your calendar. It'll be fun. There'll be eggnog and fun and booze and just fun!