chinese girl

This morning, while walking into the CVS pharmacy with my boss, this drunk man almost collided with us, and then yelled:

"Chinese girl, you got it going on. Chinese girl you made my day!"

It's nice to know that you can bring a smile to someone's face by simply existing. Ah, life.

i'm just like paris hilton

I know it may not seem like it at first, but I think I am just like Paris Hilton. In the February edition of Jane magazine she said:

"No one writes about my charity work. They'd rather write about me dancing on a table, which I've never done in my life. I don't know how you could dance on tables. The table would like, fall."

Exactly, Paris, exactly.