Thursday, May 18, 2006

Thursday, May 11, 2006

today the party man

I sit at a front desk for a living. Today I met an magical man...well, actually he is what one might call a party man. He was handing out business cards for his company that sells party goods. He handed me a card and said "For any upcoming parties you might have". Then as he turned he said "The biggest collection in the world", and winked. How could I not feel mystical?

Sunday, May 07, 2006

i thought i saw a stroke

Yesterday, while casually walking through the city, I swear I saw a Stroke. He was a tall, handsome man with skinny jeans, an unassuming white t-shirt and legs that wouldn't quit. Woo wee. I don't know. He looked like a Stroke and I thought it was one. This morning I was disappointed to find it wasn't one (I went to their official website). What a jerk I am. I just assume all skinny tall cute men are a part of the Strokes. What a jerk.

Monday, May 01, 2006


I don't get you Sudoku. I mean I get you. I get how you as a puzzle works. But I wonder what happened to you? How did you get so popular overnight? I feel like when I was a kid you were just a puzzle but now, now you've hit it big time. I get it. You're all fancy, showing up in newspapers and people writing whole articles about you. Oh Sudoku. Oh you! Who would have known you'd be so fancy? So fancy. And you're just numbers. Just lil numbers in boxes, yet the power you contain within those boxes. The power! And so I say, Sudoku I surrender. I mean I won't do your puzzles, but I'll leave you be. I'll let you be.


Today "Remington Steele" was in the crossword I was doing. This must mean something, or maybe it doesn't. Alls I know is that I used to love me some Remington Steele...but maybe I shouldn't have. But hey, I liked it.
Should I remember what it was about more? It was about detectives and it was sexy and it really was the lady who started it but then the dude came in and...that was the story.
Great, I'm glad I almost remember it.