sudoku?

I don't get you Sudoku. I mean I get you. I get how you as a puzzle works. But I wonder what happened to you? How did you get so popular overnight? I feel like when I was a kid you were just a puzzle but now, now you've hit it big time. I get it. You're all fancy, showing up in newspapers and people writing whole articles about you. Oh Sudoku. Oh you! Who would have known you'd be so fancy? So fancy. And you're just numbers. Just lil numbers in boxes, yet the power you contain within those boxes. The power! And so I say, Sudoku I surrender. I mean I won't do your puzzles, but I'll leave you be. I'll let you be.